SOAP To Clean Up The Internet

by Administrator on April 1, 2012

SOAP, or “Simple Object Access Protocol”, lets different operating systems “talk” to each other using Hypertext Markup Language (HTML) and Extensible Markup Language (XML) — the same stuff that brings you all those really great RSS feeds. Windows 7 doesn’t “speak” Linux, but both can understand the various web protocols — and by leveraging the World Wide Web to act as a translator, two different operating systems are able to communicate.

Great stuff, right? It most definitely is! But a protocol like SOAP has often been relegated to the back burner due to a lack of applicability. All that’s about to change, though, due to a stunning breakthrough announced today from a heretofore unknown research lab in central Asia. Researchers and developers have created an exciting new use for SOAP — it’s going to clean up the Internet.

When Windows detects a new form of malware or some other problem, Linux and Mac systems are often targeted with the same malware. Past procedures have relied heavily on anti-virus and other security vendors to discover the malware, develop countermeasures, research how far it has spread, and whether other operating systems are affected. As one can imagine, this can take time — quite a bit of time, in most cases. By the time the full extent of the attack is known, the malware has done its damage, leaving cybercriminals richer (not to mention users — many of whom barely know how to spell “virus” — stuck with trying to clean up the mess).

But thanks to recently developed Web Activated Sensing Heueristics, or WASH, operating systems will now be able to rapidly share information about threats using the SOAP protocol. Whenever a new threat is detected — regardless of the operating system involved — spreading the word about a threat and cleaning it from all systems will simply be a matter of WASHing with SOAP.

For more information about this amazing breakthrough, click on this link.

Hope your April 1 was a nice as mine was… :P

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Delete Me From Your Database? Oh, PLEASE!

by Administrator on January 9, 2012

Humorous, humorous, humorous. Here’s the text of an email that hit my spam / phish filter today:

Dear E-mail Account Owner,

This message comes from your (EMAIL SERVICE PROVIDER) messaging admin centre to All E-mail Account owners. We are currently improving our Database and E-mail Account Center and creating more certainty for our Legal Service clients. At this moment we are upgrading our data base so that there will be more space for new customers and increasing the surf on the Internet. To prevent your Web mail or email address not to be de-activated and to enable it upgraded, you need to assist us by sending the information below to enable us upgrade it, so that your email account status were flect in our database as a very active, useful and legal email account.Do send to us the below information to enable us upgrade your Account, else your email account will lost in a short time.

User Name Email:
E-mail password:
Date of Birth:

This information should be forwarded to:WARNING!!! E-MAIL OWNERS who refuses to upgrade his or her account within Five days after notification of this update will permanently be deleted from our data base and can also lead to malfunctioning of the client or user’s account and we will not be responsible for loosing our account.

Thanks for your understanding as it is geared towards serving you better.

Oh, yes! Remove my email address from your data base? Does this mean you won’t try to spam or phish me any more?

Oh, joy. Please “loose” my account; it’s been very tight due to all those stringent spam and phishing filters I’ve installed…

so that your email account status were flect in our database

Isn’t “flect” the first time? If I verify it, is it reflected only after it’s first flected?

increasing the surf on the Internet

But I don’t want to make “waves”, ha-ha!

And the reply goes to an address at kimo.com, which is registered by Yahoo! domains and hosted at Yahoo!.

(Is it OK to put a period after an exclamation point if the exclamation point is part of a trademarked company name that you have to use, in spite of the fact that it seems superfluous? Guess I need to update my 1984 copy of the style manual…)

This one comes courtesy of our friends (NOT!) in China, IP address 61.142.239.168, which belongs to “CHINANET-GD”. Does the “GD” stand for “Good Dudes”? I somehow doubt it (that’s not to say that there aren’t some good dudes in China, but the people sending out this stuff aren’t part of that group).

Hey guys, next time, how about spending some of your stolen cash to hire a proofreader, preferably one whose native language is English?

So let’s file a spam complaint… Well, it says to send it to 189 (dot) cn in the WhoIs information, and from what I can tell, 189 is the mobile website for China Telecom. I’m sure they’ll be all over it like white on rice (actually, I think white rice is bleached, so maybe there’s a chance… Nah, I’ll pass!).

Continue to be careful, especially when the email is written as badly as this one. Google picked it up as a phishing email right away, but others may not.

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WordPress Security In An Ebook

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Current And Upcoming Events

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